Sentenced to Heaven

Get Judged for Judging

A judge, a murderer, and a saint walk into a room. This isn't a joke, because they're all dead. And now, their souls are waiting to be appointed into the afterlife. DMV-style.

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Sentenced to Heaven

Everyone gets what they deserve. That’s the initial premise.

Sentenced to Heaven is 13 episodes set in the waiting room between life and judgment — where a judge goes to Hell, a murderer earns Heaven, a saint gets condemned, and the only one who passes without question is a dog.

The afterlife has a bureaucracy. It has a sense of humor. And it has absolutely no mercy.

 

$12.99
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The Artificial Quill

George Whitman hasn’t published in twenty years, and he hates AI. Then a mysterious tool called TAQ produces in one hour what he hasn’t managed in two decades—and in a moment of desperation, he submits it as his own.

The critics call it a masterpiece, and the publishers want more.

And TAQ isn’t done with George.

A psychological thriller about creativity, fraud, and what happens when the tool starts writing back.

$17.99
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Canceled

James Sterling wakes at 6 AM to 17 missed calls, a trending hashtag, and a four-word text from his daughter.

Dad, is this…real?

A thirty-second video from 1993 has just ended his life. He’s watched it three times, and he still doesn’t remember doing it.

A UFiction novel about the moment a person discovers their worst self — and whether that self can be buried again.

$17.99
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Only halfway through, I have realized that this is fiction!

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I am having the time of my life on Substack. Currently, I am serializing the Call Me Moby series - reimagining Moby Dick from the whale's POV.

You are welcome to join, subscribe and read my short stories there.

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Ellis Elms

Aspiring Author and the Creator of Uncomfortable Fiction

Canceled

James Sterling wakes at 6 AM to 17 missed calls, a trending hashtag, and a four-word text from his daughter.

Dad, is this…real?

A thirty-second video from 1993 has just ended his life. He’s watched it three times, and he still doesn’t remember doing it.

A UFiction novel about the moment a person discovers their worst self — and whether that self can be buried again.

Work in Progress