A judge who sentenced thousands. A murderer who served his time. A saint who judged everyone. A priest who looked away. An atheist who never believed. And a dog.

They’re all dead. They’re all in the waiting room. And they’re all about to learn that Heaven and Hell aren’t what they expected.

Welcome to the divine bureaucracy. The fluorescent lights are dying, and the red plastic “TAKE A NUMBER” machine determines your eternity. There are no pearly gates here; only a bored Clerk, a broken system, and a terrifying realization:

The only mortal sin is Judgment.